THE APRIL FOOL. 105 kept himself free from enemies by his good temper and ability to soothe the parties he sometimes irritated beyond the point of en- durance. The First of April was never permitted to come and go without being well im- proved by the joke-loving Thomas. Ifa customer sent for a pint of brandy on that day, he would be very apt to get four gills of vinegar; or, if for a pound of sugar, half a pound of New Orleans mixed with an equal weight of silver sand. That was a smart child who could come into his store on the occasion, and leave it without being the victim of some trick. So, from morn- ing till night of the First day of April, the face of Mr. Thomas Bunting was one broad grin. Full of invention as to the ways and means of playing off tricks upon others, our merry friend was wide awake to any attempt at retaliation; and it gene- rally happened that most of those who sought to catch him, got the laugh turned upon themselves. XxI.—T |