MOVIES Abbott and Costello Meet Cap- tain Kidd **/2 (52, Comedy) Bud Abbott. Two waiters find a treasure map. (1:30) 'NR' TCM Sat. 1:45 a.m. About Adam **/2 (00, Comedy) Stuart Townsend. Waitress' husband sleeps with sisters. (1:45) 'R' (AL, SC) (HD) SHOW Tue. 6:15 a.m. The Abyss *** (89, Science Fiction) Ed Harris. Divers try to rescue a submarine crew. (2:25) 'PG-13' (HD) CINE2 Fri. 4:35 a.m. Accepted **,/2 (06, Comedy) Justin Long. Slacker creates a university. (2:00) 'PG-13' FAM Thu. 9:00 p.m. The Adjustment Bureau *** (11, Thriller) Matt Damon. Politician fights fateful forces. (2:30) 'PG-13' (AL, SC, V) SYFY Mon. 9:00 p.m., Tue. 5:30 p.m. Admission ** (13, Comedy) Tina Fey. A woman's Princeton career is at risk. (1:45) 'PG-13' (AL, SC) (HD) HBOTue. 10:15 a.m. HBO3 Wed. 4:05 p.m., 11:00 p.m. Adventures of Don Juan ** (48, Drama) Errol Flynn. A swashbuckler romances women. (2:00) 'NR' TCM Mon. 1:30 p.m. The Affairs of Annabel *** (38, Comedy) Lucille Ball. An actress endures public- ity stunts. (1:15) 'NR' TCM Sat. 7:45 a.m. Alice in Wonderland *** (10, Fantasy) Johnny Depp. A young woman returns to Wonderland. (2:30) 'PG' (V) WTOG Sun. 2:00 p.m., Mon. 2:00 a.m. All the President's Men ***/ (76, Drama) Robert Redford. Two reporters investigate a burglary. (3:00) 'PG' ESQ Sun. 8:00 a.m., Thu. 8:00 p.m., 11:00 p.m., Next Sun. 12:00 a.m. All That Heaven Allows ***/2 (55, Romance) Jane Wyman. Widow falls in love with a younger man. (1:45) 'NR' TCM Thu. 10:00 p.m. American Beauty **** (99, Drama) Kevin Spacey. A middle-aged man gains insight. (2:05) 'R' (AC, AL, SSC, V) (HD) CINE Next Sun. 3:15 a.m. America's Sweethearts **,/2 (01, Comedy) Julia Roberts. Hollywood power couple breaks up. (2:00) 'PG-13' (HD) FX Mon. 8:00 a.m. Analyze This *** (99, Comedy) Robert De Niro. A psychiatrist counsels a mafia boss. (2:00) 'R' (AC, AL, V) BRA- VO Fri. 9:00 p.m., Sat. 1:00 a.m. Anchors Aweigh *** (45, 44 Musical) Frank Sinatra. Two sailors take shore leave in L.A. (2:30) 'NR' TCM Sun. 10:00 p.m. Anna Karenina **2 (12, Drama) Keira Knightley. Woman starts an affair with a count. (2:15)'R'(SC, V) (HD) HBO3 Mon. 1:30 p.m., Fri. 7:45 a.m. Arachnophobia **/2 (90, Comedy) Jeff Daniels. Deadly spiders terrorize a small town. (2:30) 'PG-13' (AL, V) AMC Thu. 10:00 a.m. Argo ***2 (12, Thriller) Ben Affleck. Iranian revolution rescue. (2:00) 'R' (AC, AL) (HD) CINE Wed. 4:50 p.m. Armageddon **/2 (98, Sci- ence Fiction) Bruce Willis. Oil rig workers must destroy asteroid. (2:30) 'PG-13' (AC, AL, MV) (HD) HBO2Tue. 10:30 a.m. Fri. 5:20 p.m. Assault on Precinct 13 **/2 (05, Action) Laurence Fish- burne. Corrupt cops attack police station. (2:00) 'R' (HD) HBO Mon. 4:00 a.m. Avatar ***/2 (09, Science Fic- tion) Sam Worthington. Space marines colonize an alien world. (3:30) 'PG-13' (AC, AL, V) (HD) FXSun. 2:00 p.m. B Babes in Arms *** (39, Musical) Mickey Rooney. Children of vaudevillians put on a show. (1:45) 'NR' TCM Tue. 11:45 a.m. Babylon A.D. **/2 (08, Science Fiction) Vin Diesel. Merce- nary escorts nun and orphan to NYC. (2:00) 'PG-13' (AL, SC, V) (HD) FXSun. 7:00 a.m., Mon. 12:00 a.m. Barbershop **/2 (02, Comedy) Ice Cube. An urban neighbor- hood faces change. (2:30) 'PG-13' (AC, AL, SC) BET Wed. 7:30 p.m., Thu. 1:00 p.m. Batman Begins ***/2 (05, Action) Christian Bale. A man becomes a masked vigilante. (2:25) 'PG-13' (AC, AT, V) (HD) CINE Thu. 5:50 p.m. CINE2 Sun. 8:00 a.m., Fri. 11:35 p.m. The Beach **,/2 (00, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio. Three travelers join an island commune. (2:05) 'R' (AC, AL, N, V) HBO3 Wed. 2:25 a.m. Beasts of the Southern Wild ***(12, Fantasy) Quven- zhan( Wallis. Louisiana girl looks for mother. (1:35) 'PG-13'(AL, MT) (HD) CINE Fri. 6:20 a.m. Beautiful Creatures **/2 (13, Fantasy) Alden Ehrenreich. A man learns secrets about his family. (2:05) 'PG-13' (SC, V) (HD) CINE Sun. 10:05 a.m. Beethoven **/2 (92, Com- edy) Charles Grodin. A family gets a Saint Bernard Sean Connery, right, and Audrey Hepburn play legendary lovers Robin Hood and Maid Marian in their twilight years in the 1976 romantic adven- ture of "Robin and Marian," airing Monday at 8 p.m. on TCM. puppy. (2:00) 'PG' (HD) AMC Fri. 3:00 a.m. Behind Enemy Lines **/2 (01, Drama) Gene Hack- man. An American jet pilot is shot down. (2:30) 'PG-13' (AS, V) (HD) AMC Fri. 1:30 p.m. Beware, My Lovely **/2 (52, Thriller) Ida Lupino. A psy- chopath becomes a widow's handyman. (1:30) 'NR' TCM Thu. 3:45 p.m. Big *** (88, Comedy) Tom Hanks. Boy's wish to be an adult comes true. (1:45) 'PG' (HD) HBO Thu. 2:30 p.m. Big Daddy **/2 (99, Comedy) Adam Sandier. A big kid plays at fatherhood. (1:40) 'PG-13' (AH, AL, MV) (HD) CINE Fri. 6:20 p.m. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adven- ture **/2 (89, Comedy) Keanu Reeves. Pair have adventure through time. (2:03) 'PG' (AL) (HD)COM Fri. 11:44 a.m., Sat. 8:13 a.m. Billy Madison **/2 (95, Com- edy) Adam Sandier. Million- aire's lazy son repeats school. (2:02) 'PG-13' (AC, AL, MV) (HD) COM Sat. 3:23 p.m., 11:30 p.m. Black Orpheus *** (59, Drama) Breno Mello. An engaged man falls for another woman. (2:00) 'NR' TCM Mon. 2:00 a.m. Blades of Glory **/2 (07, Comedy) Will Ferrell. Rival skaters become the first male duo. (2:00) 'PG-13' (AH, AL, V) TBS Fri. 10:00 p.m., Sat. 11:00 a.m. Blast from the Past **/2 (99, Comedy) Brendan Fraser. A man is raised in a fallout shelter. (1:55) 'PG-13' (AC, AL, MV) ENCORE Wed. 4:15 p.m. The Blind Side ***/2 (09, Drama) Sandra Bullock. A family takes a boy into their home. (3:00) 'PG-13' (AS, MV) (HD) FAM Sat. 9:00 p.m. Blood Work **/2 (02, Crime) Clint Eastwood. Retired agent investigates a murder. (2:30) 'R' (GL, V) WGN Next Sun. 2:30 a.m.WXCW Sun. 12:00 p.m. The Bone Collector **/2 (99, Thriller) Denzel Washington. Cop uses 'gift' to get in killer's mind. (2:30) 'R' (AL, V) (HD) AMC Sun. 10:00 a.m. The Bourne Legacy *** (12, Action) Jeremy Renner. Agent seeks to expose CIA crimes. (2:15) 'PG-13' (MT, V) (HD) HBO2Wed. 11:15 a.m., Sat. 5:45 p.m. The Brass Teapot **/2 (13, Comedy) Juno Temple. A young couple pushes their luck. (1:45) 'R' (AC, AL, SC, V) (HD) SHOW Thu. 7:00 a.m., 4:15 p.m. Bridesmaids *** (11, Com- edy) Kristen Wiig. A lovelorn and broke maid of honor. (3:00) 'R' (AL, SC) El Sun. 6:00 p.m. Broken City **/2 (13, Thrill- er) Mark Wahlberg. An ex-cop deals with a public scandal. (1:50) 'R' (AL, SC, V) (HD)HBO2Thu. 9:15 a.m. Bull Durham *** (88, Come- dy) Kevin Costner. A baseball groupie falls in love. (2:00) 'R' WXPX Sun. 11:00 a.m., Thu. 11:00 a.m. Bullet to the Head **/2 (13, Action) Sylvester Stal- lone. A hit man works with a detective. (1:35) 'R' (AC, AL, GV, N) (HD) CINESat. 4:50 p.m. Burlesque **/2 (10, Drama) Cher. A girl develops into a burlesque dancer. (2:30) 'PG-13'(AC, BN, MT, N) BRAVO Sat. 8:00 p.m., Next Sun. 12:30 a.m. C Caddyshack *** (80, Com- edy) Chevy Chase. Caddies create chaos at a golf club. (2:00) 'R' (AC, AL, N) (HD) AMC Thu. 10:00 p.m., Fri. 6:00 p.m.